Oche Ness Monsters

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Fixtures

Banks league
Trafalgar league
COLDA A
COLDA B
Smithfield
Banks cup
Trafalgar cup

Season 2026/27

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New merch

Monster kit

New • custom match shirt

Match shirt

Our green-and-black match shirt, with the Monster across the back.

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Front and back of the green and black Oche Ness Monsters darts shirt

Oche Ness Monsters match shirt Custom green-and-black darts shirt featuring the Monster across the back. View shirt details

Three T-shirts • official club shop

Club T-shirts

Browse the new club tees, pick your size, and order directly through the PrintMyKit store.

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Monsters Club T - White Clean white club tee with the Monsters look front and centre. Shop this shirt

Monsters Apocalypse T - Black Heavyweight black tee with the full Apocalypse artwork. Shop this shirt

Monsters Club T - Black Heavyweight black club tee for match night and pub nights. Shop this shirt

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Where we play

Competitions

Banks League

P: – W: – L: –

Division 2 Champions 2024/25

The regular league engine room: weekly matches, promotion momentum and a proper competitive grind.

Results Stats Table

Trafalgar League

P: – W: – L: –

Team legs • trebles • doubles • singles

A bigger league format with more moving parts, deeper nights and plenty of room for drama.

Results Stats Table

Smithfield League

Four-player league • plenty of darts

A compact four-player format with a mix of team legs, doubles and singles. Plenty of visits, plenty of pressure.

Results Stats

COLDA League

City Of London Darts Association

A four-player team league for Monsters who play in the COLDA singles league, adding another competitive route through the season.

Results Stats

Alex Beckett League

Tournament Champions 2024/25

The Barley Mow tournament where the Monsters picked up silverware and a story worth retelling.

Website

Monsters Premier League

2025 Winner: Filip

Internal summer darts, bragging rights and a league table nobody pretends not to care about.

Table Stats

The team

Bull or Bust

The Oche Ness Monsters are a London darts team built around competitive nights, sharp stats, dubious fines and very sincere belief in the bullseye.

We track the matches, celebrate the specials, punish the nonsense, and occasionally throw something beautiful enough to justify all of it.

Meet the players Results & stats