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We are The Oche Ness Monsters, a fiercely competitive and wildly fun darts team based in the heart of London. Proud champions of the Alex Beckett Cup 2025 and Banks League Div 2 2025. We don’t just play darts — we bring energy, character, and a touch of legend to every oche we step up to.
Our motto, “Bull or Bust”, says it all: when you're sitting on 50, there's only one way to win — straight through the bullseye. It’s not just about style, it’s about belief. We take risks, we aim high, and we play with purpose.
The Oche Ness Monsters are as much about camaraderie as we are about competition. We're a sociable crew with a love for darts, great nights out, and our go-to drink: the mighty Baby Guinness. Whether it's match night or post-game celebrations, you'll find us bringing the same spirit to the pub as we do to the oche.
Every Monster follows the rules — and that includes our infamous fines system. From missed checkouts to dress code violations, we keep things sharp, cheeky, and disciplined. It’s all part of what makes this team something special. Welcome to the Monsters’ den.
