Oche Ness Monsters

New merch

Monster kit

Shop merch

Three shirts • official club shop

Oche Ness Monsters dartswear is live

Browse the new club tees, pick your size, and order directly through the PrintMyKit store.

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Monsters Club T - White Clean white club tee with the Monsters look front and centre. Shop this shirt

Monsters Apocalypse T - Black Heavyweight black tee with the full Apocalypse artwork. Shop this shirt

Monsters Club T - Black Heavyweight black club tee for match night and pub nights. Shop this shirt

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Fixtures

Where we play

Competitions

Banks League

P: – W: – L: –

Division 2 Champions 2024/25

The regular league engine room: weekly matches, promotion momentum and a proper competitive grind.

Results Stats Table

Trafalgar League

P: – W: – L: –

Team legs • trebles • doubles • singles

A bigger league format with more moving parts, deeper nights and plenty of room for drama.

Results Stats Table

Smithfield League

P: – W: – L: –

Four-player league • plenty of darts

A compact four-player format with a mix of team legs, doubles and singles. Plenty of visits, plenty of pressure.

Results Stats

COLDA League

City Of London Darts Association

A four-player team league for Monsters who play in the COLDA singles league, adding another competitive route through the season.

Results Stats

Alex Beckett League

Tournament Champions 2024/25

The Barley Mow tournament where the Monsters picked up silverware and a story worth retelling.

Website

Monsters Premier League

2025 Winner: Filip

Internal summer darts, bragging rights and a league table nobody pretends not to care about.

Table Stats

Form guide

Season leaders

Full stats page

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Monsters Online League

Play darts online

Ranked 501 • leaderboard • live matches

Casual Dart Scorer

Score a local game

Quick 301/501/701 scoring

Match Admin

Submit results

Fines • specials • match data

The team

Bull or Bust

The Oche Ness Monsters are a London darts team built around competitive nights, sharp stats, dubious fines and very sincere belief in the bullseye.

We track the matches, celebrate the specials, punish the nonsense, and occasionally throw something beautiful enough to justify all of it.

Meet the players Results & stats